4.05 Lez Girls

To L And Back: An L Word Podcast

Riese Bernard

Bisexual, Drama, Reboot, Queer, Tv & Film, Gay, Nonbinary, Sexuality, Television, Lesbian, Lword, Health & Fitness, Trans, Showtime

4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Hey one second, Monet has come back from the dead and is on the other line and he says "please get Hazel the nanny out of this episode." Just an idea! It's a real rollercoaster of an episode this week: on the upside, we meet Tasha. On the downside, Phyllis's family photo is troubling. Meanwhile: Bette and Jodi get dirty and nasty and high, Phyllis wants to orbit around Alice forever and ever, Debbie loves Lindsay's sexy armpits and also manatees, Helena breaks glass all over her tiny foods, Jenny publishes her Russian novella "Lez Girls" in The New Yorker, Paige wishes Shane would hit on her and so do we. Get your torsos into your pants everybody.

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0:00.0	Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking,
0:10.0	squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming.
0:13.0	This is the way, it's the way that we live.
0:19.0	It's the way that be it's the way that be and i'm reese and i'm carly and i'm carly. And this is to Ellen back.
0:41.0	Here we are again on in the middle of the desert heat of our rooms.
0:47.7	I'm dying.
0:48.5	LA is experiencing a heat wave this week, which is just what we wanted during late April quarantine. Yeah, it's
0:56.2	illegal. I don't have AC in my room and I'm very warm. It is homophobic. Yeah. Yes, it is also
1:03.4	homophobic. That's true. And that's important to call those things out. It is. It's really
1:08.0	important to name that. Yeah, it is. I love to name things.
1:11.8	Me too.
1:13.5	Speaking of names.
1:15.8	This podcast is called to Ellen Beck, and it's an auto-straddle podcast, and we're going to recap every episode of the L Word week by week.
1:23.1	That's what we've been doing. Until we have the whole show memorized.
1:25.2	Yeah. Until we know way too much somehow. Yeah. Until we know way too much
1:27.6	somehow more than what we already knew and way too much. Yeah. We're going to crush it at
1:32.4	Elward trivia if we ever do anything again. If we're ever invited anywhere. If we're ever
1:40.2	allowed to go anywhere. Did I tell you about when they were doing Elward trivia at the like
1:44.0	Gen Q premiere party and the whole place was packed. It was like scary packed and they were
1:50.8	asking a question and no one in the audience knew the answer but I knew the answer. And so I
1:56.0	screamed it from the back and then someone heard me and then they said the answer and then they
2:00.6	won something. But I felt like what I was doing was good for the community. By the way, the
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