3X Major Champion Brooks Koepka + NBA Draft Lottery

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.6 • 81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

NBA Draft Lottery happened and chaos occurred. Tanking is dead and the Pelicans are getting Zion (2:27 - 11:02). Seeing Red as the Bulls get the 7th pick for the third straight year (11:02 - 16:01). NBA and NHL Playoffs (16:01 - 18:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (18:12 - 35:26). 2 US Open Champ and defending PGA Championship Champion Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk about why hes so perfect, getting a little bored on the golf course, making golf more fun for the viewers, and the time he went on a double date with our boss (35:26 - 74:49). Segments include Bachelorette Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelorette, Locker Room Talk for sky penises, connect the dots for Frank Reich's assistant getting his house shot up and Guys on Chicks.

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0:00.0	Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.4	Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music.
0:10.3	On today's part of my take, we have defending US Open and PGA... No, PGA Championship Open.
0:18.2	Go say it. PGA Championship Open. No, bro, say the name.
0:21.7	Rukes keep gah. I'm gonna take... We have him on the show. We found out that Brooks Capka, who's an unbelievable golfer, is also the Blake Bordel's a golfer.
0:32.8	He's just a dude. He's just a dude who loves to hit the ball really far and win a shit load of money.
0:40.3	He's Gucci, bro. He's Gucci, bro. So we have him on the show, really fun interview.
0:44.2	We have NBA draft lottery, nonsense, game one of the Western conference final, hot sea cool throne.
0:51.2	The guys on check, oh and Bachelor talk is back. A pack show.
0:55.1	Correction, Bachelor ret talk. Bachelor ret talk is back.
0:57.5	For guys who don't watch the Bachelor except for Hank who lives, tweets every fucking episode.
1:01.4	Yes. Before we do all that though, we're brought to you by the cash app.
1:07.8	What's going on guys? Just chilling, man.
1:10.9	What are you doing? JC? JC. What's JC?
1:15.1	It's when you're cebs. JC's... Oh, just chilling.
1:18.8	There's nothing just doing it. Jesus Christ. Just being out here. We're just out here.
1:22.6	We out here and we're out here because of the cash app.
1:25.8	Well, no, we're just out here right now. It says on the thing, say anything you want for 30 seconds.
1:31.2	Ask PFT. He's doing it. It doesn't matter.
1:32.9	I'm doing great. I'm about to dunk. I got these new sweet shoes on.
1:36.3	Anyways, download the cash app from the app store, Google Play Store today.
1:40.1	Then get the cash card and save every time you use it at coffee shops,
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