3rd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Surprise! In honor of Friday the 13th, we have a pop-up, special Cryptids Unscripted episode to satiate that creepy, eerie, emo appetite of all of ours. Grab your cup of joe, glass of wine or Capri Sun and take your seats because we've got not one but two pukwudgies up first, also known as pukwudgie camaraderie. Then we have a potential Nightcrawler debut, Mothman's break up and dangerous encounter with an Arby's sign, a steamy love poem to Em, another lawsuit from Zak Bagans and last, but certainly not least, manic pixie squonk girl. "Squonky" is your prompt for next time around, folks... and that's why we drink! You can submit all your best (and worst, we love them all) cryptid slam poems to atwwdfromourcouches@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to a silly surprise, a silly, creepy surprise that we've had cooking
0:19.7	up over here.
0:21.0	As you can see, I've got my very lovely backdrop, wanted to keep with the vibe, got my purple
0:26.9	velvet robe on, which I won't start talking about, because otherwise I won't shut up.
0:31.5	And I have yet to see what's cooking on Christine's end, it has to be revealed to me with the
0:36.9	rest of you.
0:37.9	Oh my god.
0:38.9	Oh my god.
0:39.9	Oh my god.
0:40.9	Oh my god.
0:41.9	Oh my god.
0:42.9	Oh my god.
0:43.9	Oh my god.
0:44.9	Oh my god.
0:45.9	Oh my god.
0:46.9	Oh my god.
0:47.9	Oh my god.
0:48.9	Oh my god.
0:49.9	Oh my god.
0:50.9	Oh my god.
0:51.9	Oh my god.
0:52.9	Oh my god.
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