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You can find Jeff, wherever. What have we actually uploaded that? That would be... I think people would be pissed but I also think it might actually be funny.

And then like the title of the episode is just like ham or whatever that we're reviewing and like we just never even talk about it.

Jeff, what's going on?

But experiencing chronic dry eye even worse than normal.

No, it's really gotten bad, Riley.

Blood shot every day.

So usually, it's like blood shot there, right,

on my left eye, on the right side of my left eye?

And on Saturday, I woke up, and it was blood shot on the right side of my left eye? And on Saturday I woke up and it was bloodshot

on the right side of my right eye.

And that's like not ideal obviously,

because then I have two really glassy looking eyes. And it's not like I'm out here like doing drugs every day like everybody thinks I'm always high and it's the opposite I'm anxious

I hate that that's the case so I haven't been wearing my contacts and I'm trying to look at screens less

Fuck. Yeah, that sucks dude. It's fine. The light at the end of the tunnel is that I need to get LASIK because I really think well first of all everything I do for work and pleasure is on the computer.

I didn't mean for it to sound like that.

Yeah, yeah I don't know.

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