399: Lord of the Flies Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Tom and Cecil join us for some finely aged roasts, Donald Trump gets infected by a hoax, and we learn we can inflict COVID with our wishes.

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Headlines:

Trump Credits “Miracles Coming Down from God” for His Alleged COVID Recovery: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/10/04/trump-credits-miracles-coming-down-from-god-for-his-alleged-covid-recovery/

Chrisitan Hogwarts has COVID: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/10/03/christian-hogwarts-may-be-responsible-for-spread-of-covid-among-young-people/

LGBTQ community takes over Proud Boys hashtag: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/10/06/gay-pride-content-dominates-hate-group-hashtag-proudboys-on-twitter/

Amy Coney Barrett: Abortion is “Barbaric” and IVF Should Be Criminalized: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/10/01/amy-coney-barrett-abortion-is-barbaric-and-ivf-criminal/

Largest Catholic diocese so far declares bankruptcy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/10/02/catholic-diocese-in-new-york-becomes-largest-so-far-to-declare-bankruptcy/

Catholic freaking out because some baptisms don’t count: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/10/06/catholicism-just-fell-apart-because-the-vatican-said-some-baptisms-were-fake/

The USDA’s Hunger Relief Efforts Are Violating Church-State Separation Rules: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/10/01/the-usdas-hunger-relief-efforts-are-violating-church-state-separation-rules/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this episode contains profanity, but don't worry most of the words are conjunctions
0:04.2	in shit.
0:05.2	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by zippercrooterstamps.com
0:10.9	and by intravenous bleach.
0:14.2	Don't push out now, Mr. President.
0:17.5	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:19.5	Hi, this is Bill Morris with Seamline.com.
0:23.2	I make tights for Renaissance festivals, theatrical companies and opera companies.
0:29.2	And while it may seem like an odd qualification working with cod pieces every other day, I
0:34.6	can assure you we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:59.2	It's Thursday.
1:02.2	It's October 8th.
1:04.0	And it's National Fluffer Nutter Day.
1:06.1	It's a sandwich.
1:07.1	It's a sandwich.
1:08.1	Okay, never mind then.
1:09.1	No, no, no, no, no.
1:11.1	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:12.1	He's then right.
1:13.1	It's a sandwich.
1:14.1	And from Eric Menendez, New Jersey, Cincinnati Swing State.
1:18.9	And good has been Georgia.
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