Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.

A regular regular features, a regular, regular features, show.

Hello, and welcome to the Regular Features Podcast with me, Gav Murphy, Steve Ogarty,

and Jonathan Logblythe.

Boy, oh, boy, do we have a show for you to die.

But before that, remember, we have got a live regular features on June the 13th at 8pm UK time.

Check out our Twitter and maybe the description of this podcast to get all the details for it.

Come watch it.

Then come hang out with us after. We've had live shows before. This time you can come, your cheap shit. No excuse. No excuse. So it better be full in the live stream. That's all I'm saying, okay? But yeah, I'm excited. What features we got tonight, boys? What big things are we got? I've stopped washing my hair. But what what features we got tonight boys what big things are we got I've stopped washing my hair

and but what features have we got

I've stopped washing

my hair

and I've found some curious things

that have happened because of it

I've also stopped washing my hair

and I've got a new friend.

Your feature's got nothing to do with no washing your hair. You just haven't been washing your hair. Like you may notice, a couple of times not, I've latched onto something you said and made something of it more than you've intended just because I had no one in real. I've, what? What, Gav? Nothing. I was going to tell you about my feature. Do you want to know?

Yeah, I do now. You've made me curious. Hmm. I've picked you. I've picked your little interest, haven't I? I'm going to be fighting the war on the lack of good porn parody names with my two best friends, Stephen Log.

So stay tuned for all of that.

The ideas factory.

The brain tank.

Don Draper and Pete Smith.

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