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The Tim Dillon Show

399 - Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Tim examines President Biden's press conference, dance moms, weapon catalogues, fake babies, celebrity kids, NYC realtors and the return of pragmatism.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dylan show congratulations

0:03.2

President Trump I guess let me be the first to let me be the first to say that

0:07.4

because it does seem somewhat inevitable perhaps we save money on the election

0:12.2

no I don't know. Of course not. There's a lot. There's a long way to go. There's a long way to go. As Joe Biden has reminded us. There's a long way to go.

0:25.2

It doesn't feel that long, especially when you consider how quickly the summer goes, it's

0:31.1

going to be over tomorrow. You will be at a Halloween party tomorrow. It's just this because this is the best time of the year. The best time of the year is the time of the year that is the most ephemeral, meaning fleeting.

0:48.8

The times you hate, like if this was going on in January from January to May is an

0:56.3

eternity it's an absolute eternity from here to the fall is very quick. It's very, very quick. And the president seems to be, they've now

1:11.6

frozen $90 million. These big donors have frozen 90 million so that

1:19.2

he is not going to be able to use it because many of the big money players are getting

1:24.5

nervous. We talked about this last week. Got all these people in the

1:29.8

Hamptons at a fundraiser, chill goes up and talks about nothing. This is a few days after the debate.

1:36.1

Biden comes on, talks for seven minutes. He's there to reassure everybody that he's good.

1:44.3

Hey, I'm good.

1:45.8

It was a bad night.

1:47.0

It was a cold.

1:48.4

Hey, I'm fine.

1:51.0

That was, you know, he talked for seven minutes at that fundraiser and left, and I knew a few people that were in that yard, and they were like, that was not comforting.

1:59.0

No one felt comforted.

2:01.0

I do like the things he's doing where he whispers very forcefully and he like gets and he's

2:09.1

like and you know what's gonna happen? I like that. There's something about an elderly

2:17.7

person who's determined. My grandmother was kind of like this at the end. They

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