#399.5: Brow Shapiro
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🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 170 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Snartek. |
| 0:11.4 | You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom |
| 0:19.6 | Sweetie. |
| 0:24.0 | Sit back and prepare for some action Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory |
| 0:29.3 | Fusion frenzy |
| 0:36.7 | Samson Sam. Samson. |
| 0:38.7 | Samson. |
| 0:41.3 | He would always go through, whenever you would go, would you, when you would pick players for Fusion Frenzy, it would go through all, all four characters. |
| 0:48.8 | But you could skip it. |
| 0:51.0 | You could skip it. |
| 0:52.1 | You could be like, instead of Samson, Zach, Gina, it would be Samson and then it would skip to the loading screen and I always loved skipping other people's introductions Oh because you're an asshole It's just such a funny It's such a backhanded I don't know because they didn't think like Oh I would do Let's make it that way You know what I mean it's just like a consequence of how they made it i would do that dragon game's online well they let my intro happen that i would skip there before the online battle i would do that all the time like a piece of shit so it's so mean-spirited and like a really casual way i love it is just really petty it's like so spider man comes a Marvel thing. It's like, oh, what's going on? And someone's like, it's about to be Captain Nick. I shut the fuck up. Let's start fighting right now. And it's like, dude, what's your problem? It is mega funny. I miss being an asshole like that. Good times. Well, on that note, welcome to the Star Tank podcast, everybody. |
| 1:45.8 | It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney. It's him Derek. |
| 1:52.1 | We're here yet again. This is episode 399 point whatever. |
| 1:58.9 | We're not doing 400 yet. We want to do 400 when we're all in person, which will be, I promise, we'll be sued. |
| 2:01.3 | I'm not going to be here for longer than another week. It's, Derek, it keeps happening. Derek is actually they, them, Derek, but okay. |
| 2:07.4 | What? Yeah. I don't know where that came from, but yeah. Yeah, they them, Derek. I'm really |
| 2:12.7 | proud of you accepting your truth, Derek. For real, good shit. I've really, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really speechless. What it would, what, what, what triggered this? I don't know. I'm just trying to be, I'm just trying to make you, I was trying to make you have less identity. I'm just trying to make however you feel like you are just wrong. You just i mean you know i feel a little transphobic |
| 2:34.2 | right now no there was no there was no there was no there was no there was no there was no there was no |
| 2:35.4 | there was there there was no there was no i was no i'm there was no like you would use a slur as a pejorative, |
| 2:52.5 | wow, |
| 2:53.9 | I can't even see right now. |
| 2:54.8 | You'll get, |
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