#398: Simps Up, Ho's 'Round (@KerrynFeehan)

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🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 183 minutes

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Summary

Kerryn Feehan came over to tell me about this wild world of getting dudes to just send you money. For nothing. I mean, legitimately for nothing. And then we started talking and she started telling me about how to get them to send you way more money for doing at least a little something. It's a crazy world we live in and it's full of simps. Also, we will tell you what a "simp" is while you listen to the episode. I honestly loved this one. I found it so interesting and entertaining and I hope you guys like it as much as I did.

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The Music

Flying Lizards - Money, That's What I Want

Cardi B - Money

Danny P - Simp Song

Kanye West - Gold Digger

Transcript

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0:00.0	I used to just Texas one guy and I would just say the word send and you would like
0:05.5	That's what I want to hear about that you love this guy. I love you love this
0:10.0	I would show my phone. I would just say send send send send
0:13.0	Say yeah, I'm sorry and then my band will be like 20 20 20 20 20
0:17.6	How did you even okay? Mike of Fox gave him to me. She was done with him. She got a boyfriend or so we both
0:23.0	We shared him to we I think she probably still has him wait. Did he want to be demeaned?
0:27.6	Yes, he's a call me an idiot call me stupid call me a loser call me pathetic
0:31.9	I have other guys in my inbox that'll make reels for me that'll like put stuff together
0:36.5	They'll do editing for me. Yeah, and I just have to tell them they're a piece of shit
0:40.2	Wow, I like send them a video with their name have to make it specific to them and be like you're a real piece of garbage
0:46.0	You must have nothing else going on in your life if you have time to do this for me for no money
0:50.4	loser
0:53.1	The best things in life of free
0:56.7	But you can give them to the better and be I want money
1:10.6	That's what I want
1:15.3	Your love gives me such a thrill that you are love when pay my bills I want
1:25.8	Oh
1:30.7	Right hello everybody welcome to our youtuber skeptic tank
1:34.5	I'm already superior what a upon an interesting one so okay, how do I start this?
1:42.1	My friend Karen Feehan just comedian from the stand and from comedy in general
1:46.6	My only door from the stand. I don't think I ever seen her anywhere else other than the stand and
1:57.8	Stand produced shows while they were moving and renovating
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