Hey everyone, it's me, welcome to Kill Me Now with Judy Gold, I am your host.

Judy Gold and I guess the name of our episode this week is Judy Gold goes to the White House car

respondent's dinner. Thank you all for being here. I not only went to the White House car

respondent's dinner this week or last week, whatever. I mean, I can't even keep track, but I was

a delegate for the creative coalition lobbying for funding for the arts. So I am going this

week. We are going to talk. I'm just so excited. I love my new, I love my new format where I

get to say whatever the fuck I want, but I want to tell you all about my trip to Washington DC this

week because it was full of fun and important work. Just so you know, you can see my white jacket

hanging behind me. If you're, if you see a video, if you, I don't know if we're going to use this

clip for, you know, the promotional video, but there's my white jacket that I had cleaned. I

wore that white jacket for a gala for the creative coalition and I had it cleaned right before I left

and you know, it's here's what's annoying during COVID, this is my Kill Me Now moment, but

anyway, during COVID, no one was touching each other. So I didn't get people's fucking makeup

on my clothes, but now you hug people and they get, you know, you get their base, their, their,

what's it called? The base makeup foundation foundation, you get their foundation, their lipstick,

it's like, don't touch me, but I'm a hugger and it's bad and I'm gigantic. So of course,

their face goes right into my chest or area and that's the end of it. So I can't believe I have to

get the fucking jacket cleaned. I tried a makeup wipe to get it out, but whatever. So anyway,

here we are. These sirens are going because I live in New York City right off of Amsterdam,

Avenue, and which is a thoroughfare for, for ambulances and police cars and it's fucking annoying.

So here they go, slower, more annoying, bye bye. Okay, so let me tell you all about my week.

So I left on Thursday morning, BD and I, my, my work husband and, you know, we, we were both

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