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Hey Riddle Riddle

#398: Jeemp Bram Carokee

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Leisure, Improv Comedy, Puzzles, Riddles, Comedy

4.93.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This episode caused the sale of Jeep Grand Cherokee's to plummet. We here at Hey Riddle Riddle take full responsibility and will work harder than ever to make sure Jeep Grand Cherokee returns to it's rightful place atop the full size SUV market.


Starring:

Adal Rifai

John Patrick Coan

Erin Keif

Editing by: 

Casey Toney

Theme by: 

Arne Parrott

Logo by: 

Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:06.0

The doctor was the mother.

0:09.0

He stood on a block of ice.

0:11.6

Both the member goldfish.

0:14.1

It was the cabin of an airplane.

0:17.2

He stabbed him with an ice cream.

0:19.7

And the horse was a day Friday. One six to four feet. And a great. A great. A great. He stabbed him with an ice cream. Okay, so we are auditioning.

0:35.5

Okay, so we are auditioning, and this is kind of just a big group audition.

0:43.2

We're basically, we're just looking for the next, like, oozing, exuding charm.

0:51.1

Just charm, charm, charm, charm, charm, charm, charm, charm, for our next romantic comedy.

0:54.7

So we just want to see you kind of in your natural state, kind of exuding as much charm as you

0:58.9

possibly can. We really want you to pop on screen, and we want everyone who watches to, like,

1:04.9

fall in love with your antics.

1:06.4

Knock, knock, knock. Are my ears burning? Leans me in store.

1:15.8

Throws jacket over shoulder are you here for the audition you're 45 minutes late oh i'm sorry i uh saw a puppy on the side of the road and

1:22.7

had to stop and save it. Oh, that's okay.

1:28.5

Uh, yeah, that's, wow, that's actually, hey, write this down. What was your name?

1:35.4

It's a long story. Hey, write that down.

1:38.0

You've got an eyelash. Let me just. Oh, ow, ow. I have lots of eyelashes. They're all

1:43.3

attached.

1:44.9

Make a wish.

1:46.6

Wish you wouldn't do that anymore.

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