4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dr. Peter Saruman and I'm a world famous earologist. |
0:06.1 | Think about what your ears do for you every day. |
0:08.4 | They let you hear things. |
0:09.7 | They show off your jewelry. |
0:11.0 | They even hold up your sunglasses. |
0:13.4 | Unfortunately, until now, science has provided no way for us to thank our ears until now. |
0:19.7 | Because now, there's the Ralph Report. |
0:21.6 | The Ralph Report is a daily podcast that will let your ears know how much you love them. |
0:26.4 | Monday through Friday, they'll feel appreciated as they get to listen to show news. |
0:31.4 | Crazy, funny, weird news. |
0:33.5 | Celebrity interviews, sex stories, sports stories, music, movie reviews, and much, much more. |
0:40.7 | I gotta tell ya, this Ralph Garmin guy is nuts! |
0:45.3 | And the unbelievable part is the Ralph Report cost you just $3 a month. |
0:56.8 | That's right, $3 a month. |
0:59.6 | You can get the Ralph Report Monday through Friday for a whole month for just $3. |
1:04.8 | You know what you usually get for $3? |
1:07.2 | Crap like this. |
1:08.4 | The funny old nose and glasses bit. |
1:11.0 | Not even a whole gallon of gasoline. |
1:13.2 | You get $3 a couple cheap disposable lighters. |
1:16.1 | Oh shit, is this real gasoline? |
1:21.2 | For just $0.15 a day, you could feed your starving ears at the Ralph Report.com. |
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