398: Alaskan Adventure

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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In this episode we discuss Brazilian waxes, renting apartments, and Jake's new career as a development executive.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:03.4	Oh!
0:05.4	Oh!
0:06.4	This is a ugly gun to listen to the podcast.
0:10.6	Get advice to get me laid at long last.
0:22.4	Finally I might not be an outcast.
0:24.6	See the little cheesers else my boys know for me.
0:27.6	So I pointed it just to try to get a preview.
0:30.2	With Jigsavvice I'll get to show up my cashew.
0:33.0	Everything I know I learned from these two Jews day one.
0:36.0	And that means I've listened to the debut.
0:38.2	Realize I don't want to be a virgin.
0:40.8	Lonely and horny master my perversion.
0:43.4	Golden Mike seems like Jigs is only worthy.
0:45.8	I come everybody want to give a minute 30.
0:48.8	Jiggin' a me a jiggin' a me a jiggin' a me a now.
0:51.4	Jiggin' a me a jiggin' a me a jiggin' a me a now.
0:54.0	Jiggin' a me a jiggin' a me a jiggin' a me a now.
0:56.4	I can't tell if he's a human or a chipmunk.
0:59.4	All right with the Red Hot Chili Peps.
1:03.4	Red Hot Chili Peppers were so famous in the 90s.
1:06.2	What happened there?
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