397. Pandabeard vs. Mr. Eric vs. Krakthuncle (Part 2)

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Kids & Family

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🗓️ 8 June 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Krakthuncle returns with an appetite and Petrina is snoozing on duty. Can the red panda pirates win the day with their cuddly might? Lessons include: Doing the work of the house together is a chance to connect with your family; getting caught up on chores makes for uninterrupted creative time! This episode was written by writer/actor, and good friend of Mr. Eric’s, Kevin Swanstrom! Check him out for all your writing/acting needs at kevinswanstrom.com Subscribe, Support the show, and get our Yoto Cards! Want more kids podcasts for the whole family? Grown-ups, subscribe to Starglow+ here. Learn more about Starglow Media here. Follow Starglow on Instagram and YouTube Share questions with a grownup's help via email: hello@whatifworldpodcast.com or voicemail: 205-605-WHAT (9428) Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our producer is Miss Lynn. Character art by Ana Stretcu, episode art by Lynn Hickernell, podcast art by Jason O’Keefe, and theme song by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	What if kittens played the glockage beard?
0:07.0	And what if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if World. What If World?
0:21.6	This is What If World.
0:25.6	This is What If World.
0:28.6	Hey there, folks, and welcome back to What If World.
0:35.6	The show where your questions and ideas inspire off-the-cuff stories.
0:40.2	I'm Mr. Eric, your host, and today...
0:42.9	Well, today I am already in What If World?
0:47.3	Thanks to last week's question from Oliver, What If Petrina the Pirate, switched places with Mr. Eric.
0:53.4	Of course, last week we also heard from Henry McFly, who asked,
0:57.7	What if everyone grew beards?
1:00.3	Which explains my luxurious red beard.
1:04.1	If you didn't hear part one, which played last week, here's a quick recap.
1:09.6	You see, Petty had been doing all the chores on her
1:12.5	pirate ship in the pirate universe. So Petey the Pirate gave her his brand new magical
1:17.9	switchery do, even though he didn't know what it would do. And when she played it, she switched
1:24.4	places with me taking over as narrator, temporarily.
1:28.3	Here, but we were soon overtaken by cute little red panda pirates.
1:35.1	Thanks, Pedy, I was just getting to that.
1:36.7	We'll get to it faster, because they're invading our ship right now.
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