#397 Is This the Strangest Cryptid We've Ever Seen? - The Whintosser

This Paranormal Life

True Crime, Rory Powers, Improv, Society & Culture, Kit Grier Mulvenna, Paranormal, Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that there's an entire book written about the strange and terrifying creatures seen by the early lumberjacks of North America? There are dozens of 'fearsome critters' that have terrorized locals over the years... but few are more bizarre than the Central American WHINTOSSER.

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0:00.0	If you die wearing sunglasses, does your ghost need glasses?
0:04.1	Why do Santa's reindeer not appear on military radar?
0:07.5	Are they extraterrestrial?
0:09.3	All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life.
0:16.1	Hello everyone and welcome back to This Paranormal Life,
0:19.5	the comedy paranormal podcast where every week we investigate a new paranormal tale and come to a conclusion as to whether or not it truly is paranormal.
0:32.3	Wow, it is a strange time to be investigating such spooky parts of the world because we are quickly
0:39.6	descending into a holiday known as Christmas time.
0:43.9	Wow.
0:45.0	Kit, are you feeling the Christmas spirit?
0:47.0	It's the, what, the 17th?
0:48.7	I don't know what day it is today.
0:50.2	It is, I think it is the 17th.
0:51.9	We are knee-deep in December, knee-deep in the Christmas run-up. I just want to quickly address one of the questions you did at the top. I know we're not supposed to, but you said, why do they not go on military radars? Why does Rudolph not show up? You moron, you absolute idiot. You think that if Santa has elves and they have a factory, they can make anything, they can make any toy on earth, you think they can't make a cloaking device?
1:23.4	You think, you think for some reason that the kind of technology that stealth jets have had for since the 80s, you think the elves haven't reverse engineered that?
1:32.6	I don't think.
1:33.1	They probably engineered it in the first place.
1:35.0	I don't think any good little boy is asking for stealth tech that can ensure that he flies under the radar of military.
1:43.4	I was asking for stealth tech as a little boy.
1:45.8	I just wasn't getting it.
1:47.1	You think I wasn't asking for stealth tech after playing Tom Clancy's splinter cell on Xbox original?
1:52.0	It is interesting to think about how far you can push a Christmas wish.
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