Hello I'm Hal Loeblin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world in the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Best kitchen gadget.

That's right, don't worry everyone.

We got this.

Podcast should have a theme song.

Podcast should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should.

No, they shouldn't.

They sound good.

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm.

You know what?

You're right. We got this.

So, Hal, we both got a text message this afternoon from Ken that said,

make your list before we start recording tonight.

Will you read that? Will you like as you read it the voice that was in your head?

Will you do that?

I will read the, yeah, I'll read the, let me find read the let me find it now like I'm literally doing the one thing that is the reason he wanted us to do that

You're looking something I'm now looking something up on my screen. I just want you to repeat what you had read like repeat the phrase but in the voice you heard in your head.

Both of you, please assemble your list of kitchen gadgets to talk about before we record.

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