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God Awful Movies

397: Best Friends Eternally

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Best Friends Eternally, the story of Donald James Parker writing another movie where he has a sexy granddaughter that likes to hug him a lot.
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But during this, so the fifth time I rewound it, I did catch that the conversation was about whether you could get to heaven through grace alone or by good works.

0:14.0

That was the conversation.

0:16.0

Yeah, no, I don't care. I was watching Eli Park in chat. I was so mad.

0:22.0

It was like watching two Eli's park against each other in some kind of terrifying competition made to trigger me.

0:29.0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:31.0

Harble.

0:37.0

Not awful.

0:39.0

Movie.

0:40.0

Movie.

0:41.0

Movie.

0:50.0

Welcome back to the Gamecast. We're at each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because what the fuck else are we gonna do?

0:56.0

I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right heath. Welcome back.

1:01.0

Well, hello, everybody. I did a voice.

1:04.0

It was hilarious voice that you just did right there. You are a talented voice actor.

1:09.0

nasal.

1:10.0

Sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?

1:16.0

I'm amazing Noah. It's a Donald James park a week. I'm always amazing.

1:22.0

We've earned it. So tell us he what will we be breaking down today?

1:26.0

We watched Gramps do something. It's called best friends eternally. Eli, did you say this is his first movie?

1:34.0

No, it's not his first movie, but it's the first of the best French trilogy that he has written so far.

1:41.0

Okay, cool. Let's get into that cannon. Great. It's the story of Donald James Parker winning arguments with himself in the shower and then making his logo.

1:51.0

Yeah, making his local church group reenact each and everyone just like you know,

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