397. And I Don't Mean Rihanna

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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😮 Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week the Olympics are over. Chris covers Tom Cruise's love of falling, the break dancer of 2024, male boot camps and much much more. 'Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Runk.
0:06.0	Hey everyone, it's episode 397 of congratulations.
0:10.0	Crazy.
0:11.0	Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy,
0:15.0	crazy, crazy.
0:16.0	Congratulations!
0:18.0	I got all my drinks,
0:22.0	got them all, my half a bottle or whatever I'm not you know it's water I'm not telling you what it is even though you know what it is because every time I leave the thing on people get mad at it rhymes with Daroh head, but I'm drinking it.
0:36.3	People say it's terrible, but I don't. It's just water. It's not the sauny or
0:40.2	aquafina, right? Isn't that what's called, Aquafina? I'm not talking about the
0:44.8	actress. Got my magic mind, let's shoot the magic mind, oh, that's good. That's good. That's good. good.
0:53.0	Reclaim your brain, right?
0:55.0	And a Pelier. I'm not, Pelier. I'm not French, but I like to say it in French.
1:01.0	Pelier.
1:02.0	So I got that, half a bottle of this, half a bottle of that, and a Pelier, and that's what it is.
1:10.0	It is episode 397, thank God. We are finally getting to 400. Never knew we would get to 400.
1:16.4	Again, thought we would do four episodes. But times 10, I guess that's what we did. will be in Oxnard Levity Live August 30th and 31st
1:27.4	September 5th I'll be in Macallin Texas, Beaumont Texas, Peterborough Ontario
1:30.8	September 13th London Ontario, Ontario, Duluth, Minnesota, Thunder Bay, Ontario,
1:35.6	Lexington, Kentucky, and then I got a bunch of different places in Alabama, Sudbury, Ontario,
1:40.4	Toronto, Ontario just went on sale, Bismarck, North Dakota for some reason,
1:45.0	soup walls for some reason, and then I'm closing out the year with Braya,
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