They're the librarian next day like cornbread but sex they care way too much but don't give a fun

They're the librariancks that makes some people upset but they got three big old

dick said you can suck.

So Amber was like we're going to be at Disney and you've got like it's not just that your beard is blonde

It's that the brown is starting to come out of it. So it kind of looks umbray and I just feel like you're going to look stupid at all our pictures so I'm going to have

A.J. dye your hair back to its normal color but A.J. couldn't be there to do it so

she just told Amber over the phone how to do it. She's like, yeah, put this many drops of this in here and blah, blah, blah, blah, and my beard, like, she hit my mustache first, bro, and I look like, I'm not going to say Hitler, but John Waters, I look like John'm not going to say Hitler but John Waters I look like John

Waters which is honestly kind of worse to look like than Hitler you know what I mean like

like John Waters looks more perverted than Hitler yeah yeah but he's got that little bitty pencil mustache right? Yeah, it is an American icon

versus the dude who did the Holocaust. Yeah, you're right. It's better to look like John Waters than Hitler, I guess.

Hitler was more handsome though, I think.

What? I don't, I'm not giving you that one either, dude. He looked like a little rat.

I'm not saying he was great looking.

Hitler was not. I do not think Hitler was a good-looking dude. I'm glad somebody

I didn't say I had the courage to have this conversation.

No, no, no, no, I didn't say he was a good-looking dude. I said when you

compare him to John Waters he was better looking

I'm reminded of that drill I don't know John Waters is like I only know old John Waters

for sure. John Waters looks like every time they announce the world's ugliest dog it kind of looks like John Waters.

Yeah, it's cute. Yeah, but it's like yeah he's like I mean he's like you know he's purvey but dapper

Yeah, yes you're right right okay I take it back I'm

reminded of that where he says I have to take it back you're not under any

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