They had me at witch excrement.

And so I thought that I would just tell everybody out there that because I thought it was funny.

That was the original ending of Jerry Maguire.

You had me at witch excrement.

That would have worked on me.

Hello, welcome to guides the unknown.

I'm Kristen.

And I'm her little brother, William. And this week we are talking about the Salem witch trials. From soup to nuts, we're covering it.

Yes. Well, it depends on how much you want it covered. Because there are some people that, how much soup do you want? How many nuts can you handle? There are folks who have covered the, covered the Salem Witch Trials now, like, day by day,

the historic event as it progressed.

I don't know about you.

I could ask you the famous guy to the unknown question.

Like, what's your history with the Salem Witch Trials?

I need to just tell you right off the bat I had no history I didn't know

anything I think I knew the top level information possible okay um were learning about it in

school and stuff yeah yeah but like school was like a thousand years ago now yeah I remember I remember

here's what I could have said to you before, like, looking it up

and, and researching it for the show.

I knew that people were accused of witchcraft.

Right.

Right.

In Salem, Massachusetts.

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