All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcast so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what, even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it, distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcasts subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Investive all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up, doofusus. Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. I guess we figured that if we started a Christian podcast and then cussed on it, we'd sell way more tickets to our screamo bands concerts. And guess what? Everything's going according to plan. And it's funny how it works out that way.

Our band Emory, mine and Toby's band Emory has dates in Texas and out west in August. So go to EmoryMusic.com. That is who the show is brought to you by today. Emory the band. So go to EmoryMusic.com, check out those tour dates on the podcast today. We can talk a little bit about climate change. That's kind of what we get into and some related topics to that.

So get into it. Here we go. Oh yeah, God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fucking call me that way. So if you've never done oil, then you're extra virgin. No girl, it's my plan. I'm showing you dead. My penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest.

God, we got it. That's bad. That's bad. That's bad. Christian. God, that's the baddest part.

I cannot believe how much better that is in person when y'all sink. And that was actually the time where I felt like holy shit, the beat dropped. That bass. That was real.

Past your bass. Past your lungs, authoritative. Great. All right. What's going on? Fellas today. Oh, you know, just another day in Nashville, man. Another day in Nashville.

This city is one of the craziest places I have ever seen. It is grown so much in the last 10 years. I cannot believe it. Nashville, Seattle and Dallas.

Well, you're talking about it today. Like there's hipsters here. I felt like you've overrun with hipsters. You're kind of whipping your nose at us. I don't like. Like you know hipsters because you're exactly right. That's exactly my point.

I know hipsters in this place. Yeah, I've been in Capitol Hill with Josh head and all that bullshit up there. And I come in Nashville and it's even worse. That's exactly the point. And you know what?

These people all work in the service industry and they are moochers on the system. They move to an area like stray cats that you feel.

They're stray cats. They treat you hipsters. Give you serve. They work in the service industry. They live on tips of rich people that go out to the fancy ass places.

And they live off your tips like you get to put a bowl of milk out for a cat and their root is hell. And they thrive on our scraps. And they have the nicer shit than you or I do.

You always say Josh is richer than you, right? Josh is totally richer than me. And so is Riva.

Riva just moved here. She's one of these tips. I know. I mean, Riva, last night, or Riva went and played kickball.

And I like you think was the last time y'all got to go play kickball. I had to get proud of written consent to go hit a bucket of balls at the driving range.

Oh, hold on, hold on.

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