This is a head gum podcast.

I can't even lie though on Monday. I just be refreshing the feed.

When I shoot this over, don't worry. There's always a new one next week.

Sometimes they help you, but mostly they just end up giving you shit.

But that doesn't help me when I'm trying to find me a new tender bitch.

Jake is the MVP here at Canupco that mics every week.

Except for that one time when he said to kill all the dogs that are weak.

I don't waste time when the others show. I just go straight to these guys, advice, podcast.

It would be so good that you've got to ask them for some help.

Just hope they reply to you fast. This has been using the makin' it started at their graduation from college to fume.

Eggum forever, the always big time in the mid-keep on stashing them eggons. You know it.

Okay, a little Drake parody. Why not?

By Ryan Compass aka Rhybred.

I liked that, and I think it's because I like Drake and I like me.

And it was both things combined.

How is it you? Well, he wrapped about me.

Yeah. So your favorite rapper, Drake, wrapping about you would be the best thing ever.

Obviously the best thing.

Unless he was coming at me, I wouldn't want a diss track.

Oh, if he was like, yo, fuck you, man.

I would be so devastated.

I would release my own diss track, but it would just be like, yo, dude.

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