394. - Hua Hsu

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Hua Hsu is a writer from New York, and his great new memoir Stay True is out soon. We chat with him about TJ's juice cleanse, tricking off in Greece, what feels more Republican than a yard sign? Chris mentions the Marvel Cinematic Universe, candid celebrity Ugg boot photos, Hua has a baller coffee machine the size of an Epson printer, Disney Adults, we break down Makeoutclub.com, Hua sold a new book about imposter syndrome called Imposter Syndrome, he found out Morrissey had a sense of humor at age 30, adults shouldn't care about lyrics, Hua went to Best Buy with a young Joe Budden, we make a case for four-hour podcasts, the Figma acquisition, back in the day all you had to do was drive around and not think about your personal brand, teaching Vassar courses on Zoom, Chris values blurbs over reviews, and we figure out if Chris looks at you, or through you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to be. Okay, how long gone country Chris checking in DJ them jeans on the ones and twos. How the fuck is it going, bro?
0:24.0	Oh, it's good.
0:24.6	I was just involved in some sneaky activity.
0:27.9	I'm in the middle of a juice cleanse today with Bay
0:30.7	and I don't know if she likes the fact that I'm considered drinking coffee during the
0:35.8	cleanse.
0:36.8	Yeah now I know you're doing your one day sugar cleanse.
0:38.8	How do you feel so far?
0:41.0	I mean we've talked about this a little bit off mic but it seems like one
0:44.4	day is is what's it going to do for you like what are the promised results?
0:49.1	Oh I kind of want to do it one day per week just to sort of reset the digestive system.
0:55.4	Okay, okay.
0:56.4	And then have one day a week where I'm eating like 700 calories and 11 billion grams of sugar and one day versus a standard, you know,
1:06.4	2700 calorie, zero sugar, you know, whatever.
1:11.8	So yeah, I mean it's just just it's mainly just to kind of
1:14.4	reset the the digestive system you know I'm always eaten good so I like to
1:19.2	shut it down you know give the give the crew a day off
1:23.0	sure yeah you like to be you're a good boss is what you're saying
1:26.1	have a little fun with it too you know 80 20 80 20 and a lot of people will do an
1:30.8	80 20 diet were 80% healthy shit 20% food you love.
1:36.7	Trying to structure the same plan, but just maybe over a week
1:40.1	versus on a day-to-day basis.
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