#394 - Elis and John’s Christmas Cracker
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
“Mmmh yeah Christmastime.” In a linear sense it’s Christmas Day. In a circular sense it’s some time between 13th and 25th December. Ho! Ho! Ho!
What better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus than Elis and John’s Christmas Cracker? Oh and we have festive fun. Elis and John write a Christmas song which is equal parts downbeat and administration heavy, whilst it’s the most madderful time of the year for fathers.
We’ve also got a very secret guest that Producer Dave reveals within the first 15 minutes and there’s a festive advert to rival Jean Louis that becomes far more affecting than the initially comedic idea. Whether your listening in a linear (25/12), circular (13/12 to 13/12) or any point afterwards. Merry Christmas!
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| 0:20.5 | We're also going to hear |
| 0:21.1 | from the England captain Harry Kane. |
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| 0:25.9 | Football from Five Live. |
| 0:28.0 | Listen on BBC Sounds. |
| 0:31.8 | BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts. |
| 0:35.7 | Ellis and John's Christmas Cracker. Hello there, welcome to the Ellis James and John Robin's show. |
| 1:02.1 | And what's that I can hear in the background? |
| 1:04.6 | Why it's the gentle hum of endeavour, the quiet diligence associated with bringing joy to millions. |
| 1:12.4 | Is it producer Dave working hard on this show? |
| 1:15.4 | No, because this episode is a Christmas special that's being recorded bizarrely early, |
| 1:20.1 | I'm actually talking about elves. |
| 1:22.6 | That's right. |
| 1:23.7 | Because of the quiet diligence Dave has shown all year, |
| 1:26.0 | Santa's decided that Dave has been a good boy. |
| 1:28.8 | So Santa's elves are hard at it, working on his Garmin 4 and a 265 smart watch to measure his cadence, vertical oscillation and stride length. |
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