This is Bad News Hughes, back with your American election update.

I'm sure you saw the whole debacle in Iowa.

Why are we even counting votes in 2020?

Why not use a revolutionary committee?

Elections seem like the least scientific way of deciding any of this.

It's nice seeing young activists out in the countryside, but where are their rifles?

Why even knock on doors if you're not there to arrest right wingers?

It looks like Bernie Sanders has the momentum going into Super Tuesday.

Why is he living it up to chance?

Mao had a Bernie journey of his own.

It was called the Long March.

Bernie needs to start thinking about turning this into a real political revolution.

Capitalist wing of the Democratic Party is trying to find one candidate to rally around.

It's a good sign that most of these people seem like losers.

Don't get too happy about this.

Hitler was a loser, he ended up a big headache.

Let's do a rundown of the Democratic candidates.

Now, I have a lot of sympathy for Joe Biden.

You can't get a reference from his boss because he stole a bunch of stuff from work.

That's the target audience for Communists.

But helping Obama destroy Libya is a big strike against him.

The only firewall Biden should be thinking about is the one he'll be facing after his war crimes trial.

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