4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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In this episode we discuss racist mugs, smelly thugs, and gift baskets.
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0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast |
0:06.2 | All skies always get it wrong |
0:08.7 | We ain't got a brain just trying to keep us in what are we really got it like y'all |
0:13.6 | We're gonna type a dude that will check the text twice out of crack. I never get him wrong |
0:17.9 | Those two Jews of his help with a problem. No send a email into the greatest show chicken a mirror always know how to help you out |
0:25.7 | Never doubt these two motherfuckers actually like they were you got in on what to do with some Monday blast with your girlfriend |
0:32.7 | Complaining that you come too fast. Well, shove in an edible love your last |
0:37.3 | That's fine by dumb is just another college class with Jake and a mirror if I were you the vice show coming in |
0:44.8 | Hey, was that a little dicky parody? It was good. I good ear and better nose |
0:52.9 | I have the best nose of all you smelled it out and if you would believe it |
0:56.8 | I mean if you can believe it that was Justin gun call this of course. Oh, man |
1:01.4 | Just a fucking beast a behemoth a titan of the industry |
1:05.2 | That was a little dicky parody and he says shout out his insta follow me at the best year |
1:12.5 | 96 by the way, it's still private, but I will accept and maybe follow back |
1:17.9 | Whoa, maybe a follow back get out of here, dude somebody told me recently that setting your |
1:25.2 | Instead of private could get you more followers because there's like probably |
1:29.4 | One to two percent of people on your page are lurking and if they can't lurk they'll follow I |
1:35.1 | Have heard that before I've heard that and I think that's kind of interesting, but I just don't I |
1:42.7 | Don't know I don't care enough. I want to give it a go |
1:46.9 | I'm dangerously close to a hundred K followers and if I can squeeze out like another thousand from going private |
1:54.3 | I don't know. Maybe it's worth it. I'm not like I'm not bitter. I'm not like mad, but I don't I have so I have like |
2:03.2 | Wait like 30,000 less fall 33,000 less followers than you. That's not okay |
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