# 393 - Q&A #13 with Bert

Wife of the Party

Berty Boy Productions

Comedy, Education, Self-improvement, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, before we start the podcast, I just wanted to let you all know that my husband, Burt Kreischer, is starting his new permission to party world tour in Rockford, Illinois on September 18th with all new material. He's been off the road for almost a year, and he's ready to get back out there, and I'm ready for him to get back out there. Tons of dates and cities. Go to burr-burr-Burt.com to find a show near you. How long should I fast for?
0:23.8	I don't know. There. Tons of dates and cities. Go to burr-burr-bird.com to find a show near you.
0:22.0	How long should I fast for?
0:23.8	I don't know.
0:24.9	What was the last time I ate?
0:26.4	Taco Bell?
0:27.8	2 a.m.
0:29.0	God about Taco Bell.
0:31.5	God damn it.
0:32.7	So I haven't even been fasting for 12 hours.
0:54.1	Hey, we're back, everybody. We're back. Guess who's back? Everyone's like, I didn't even know you were gone. I know, right? We just got back from Atlanta. We spent a month and a half in Atlanta. More than that. More than that. It was seven weeks and then a week before.
0:56.7	So really it was eight out of nine weeks. It doesn't matter.
0:57.4	We're back.
0:58.3	We fucking loved Atlanta.
1:00.1	I loved Atlanta.
1:00.9	I loved Atlanta.
1:01.9	I did not think I was going to like Atlanta and I loved it.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:06.6	You are a glass half full on a lot of things.
1:10.1	No, I am not. What I am is a no then yes, which is not a glass half full. Glass half full always, no, it's not. A glass half full stays, I mean glass half empty stays half empty. No then yes changes. I am a no than yes. You're a glass half empty half full. I am a no than yes. I'm always a glass half full.
1:30.1	Are you serious? I'm a yes than yes. Oh, are you glass half full on every flight you take?
1:34.5	Every no not we're not talking about things. Oh how about doctor's office. Oh, oh how about like going to get your teeth clean? Is that glass half full?
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