Hey y'all, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Mary Payne here. It's a Monday edition. I am here to chat with our love after lockup correspondent Kimberly from a date with date line about the finale. Guys, it's the finale of life after lockup. It was called prison promises.

Prison promises another terrible title that Kimberly in here. Listen, let me tell you something. We have to start talking right away because this freaking show was nine hours long.

Yeah, we're surprised. I was so surprised. I'm used to date lines being that long, but that involves like a home murder plot.

This is like what why are you doing this to me, but sometimes 90 day is really long like 90 days like two hours. Oh, it's like wow, that's two hours long. And then I'm sister wives used to be two hours and I think they realized we couldn't handle two hours of Mary.

So they've now shortened it to an hour, which is better. So I feel like all shows should be an hour. I don't I can't do two hours.

Let me ask you because I don't watch sister wives. We did of course we love seeking sister wife. That's an amazing show. Yeah.

Sister wives. That's what the Cody and the coyote pass and Mary and the catfish and the. Yeah. Okay. So who's left. Who's left there? Because I know Mary left.

No, Mary's still around. She just she just actively hates him. They actively hate each other. Correct. Christine has just announced that they are just separating or divorcing. So we still have Janelle and we still have Robin, who's the favorite wife and everyone is jealous because he basically does whatever she wants.

Okay. And then you as a wife. So she had like a kid he adopted two kids. Yeah. And had they had kids together. Yes. Okay. How many kids total are we talking? I want to say like 17, but I could be wrong.

Oh, it's a lot because Mary was a disappointment. She only had the one. Yeah, but she still demanded the same size house as all the other women with the same rooms and the same size wet bar in the kitchen. She wanted everything.

And they were like, you have one child who's going to college. You don't need a five bedroom house like what. What what's happening with the wet bar. They're not allowed to drink.

I know she really wanted a wet bar. And so they had to spend extra on it. It's like all she wanted. It's like the whole season when they were building those houses in Vegas revolved around the wet bar. It was really frustrating. I felt like I'm sorry she could only have one child that must be extremely difficult for her, but she doesn't need the same size house.

And spend all of that money that could go to the other kids that are supposed to be like her kids too. You're supposed to feel like those are your kids too. Anyways, hitting off on a tangent. Anyways, let's talk about love after luck. Yeah. I never really in case you haven't noticed.

A lot of people do. And she's so into Luluru. And she's gotten so many of the other ones into these MLM's very frustrating.

And she's into it as probably she makes a shit ton of money because she's at the head of her pyramid. Yep. Uh-huh. And she's like friends with the lady.

Deanna. Like, so she doesn't see what's going on below her.

That tracks. She's not allowed to also like look it up to find out.

Um, it was interesting this week on real housewives of Salt Lake City. Do you watch that one? Yes. Okay. Did you see it last night? No. Okay. Get ready. It's an amazing. It's the best show on Bravo right now.

Last night, Heather Gays brother comes to visit her and says that just last just as of last year, he has, um, uh, uh, unjoined the more in church. And she was like, you understand, like last year, I went to see him in Switzerland and they were devout.

Yeah. And now they he's left the church and he says he realizes he was in a cult. And he said, but I did was I did a little research on Joseph Smith. And she was like, well, that was your first sin because you're not allowed to do that.

Oh, yeah. And it was interesting because he was like Joseph Smith married a 14 year old and she was like correct. Yeah. Wow. Um, and I will say again, and the listeners that are Mormon. I was just about to say that I will say that everybody that I know in my life personally, that is LDS are really like the greatest nicest people.

They are they are. Yeah. So the stars that are and they're so nice. When we get things wrong, they like politely pointed out they never are mean to us about it. They always say thank you for trying to be respectful. Here's the thing. I believe that all religions have things that they believe that sound wacky do to everyone else.

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