Here everyone, welcome to Kelly now with Judy Gold.

I am your host Judy Gold and I'm going to try to look in the camera because today

today is a very special episode of Kill Me Now because it's just me. It's just me. I

have been doing my show at 59 E59 and I as you know I do a lot of research and I

take many hours to interview my guests and I haven't had the time to do that

because we have been in rehearsals and doing shows, previews at night and that is why I

re-aired some of the my favorite episodes and that is why today you just have me. You just

have me. I'm sorry. There were a bunch of things I want to talk about. First of all, I wanted

to tell you that my show is going really well. People really love it. It's definitely hitting

a nerve. It's all about free speech and comedy like my book that you should have. I really

think it's a call to action and people are really getting that. So today I have decided

since it's my podcast and it's called Kill Me Now. I am going to do, I'm going to talk

about shit that I want to fucking talk about. Number one, let's start with the Kill Me Now

Shit. Okay. Let's start with the shit that's fucking pissing me off. All right. So I'm walking

down the street with Ben. So everything I do with Ben annoys him. Like, you know, it's

like mommy. Do it like that. Do do do that. Do do that. I'm like, Ben, I know everyone

in the neighborhood and I have friends. Like it's like constant with you. Okay. When we

go out, just do a little bit of that. So anyway, and again, I have a recent urge too. So we're

walking to the diner. And we're walking down the street, right? And there is a woman literally,

I don't even have my phone here. But so let's make believe this is my phone. Okay, this

wallet. Okay. I know a lot of you are listening, but she's looking at her phone while she's

walking almost into me. And this happens all the time in New York where people are just

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