392. Coffin

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Radio podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined over distance by G.R. Dad. How's it going, G. Dad? I'm not over distance. You're over distance. I am. I'm right here. I don't understand what you think I'm over distance.
0:24.1	I didn't ask where it's going.
0:25.8	Are you the center of the world?
0:27.6	How is it going?
0:29.5	You said joined over distance.
0:31.8	Yeah.
0:32.2	Play the tape. Play the tape.
0:33.8	I agree that I am the distance.
0:36.9	Okay, well, there you go.
0:38.1	And what are we fighting about?
0:39.4	How you're doing.
0:40.8	I'm doing fine.
0:42.0	Oh, good, excellent, excellent.
0:43.7	The cocktail of the week this week is called the Satin in a Coffin.
0:49.9	I like it.
0:51.0	Very, uh, yeah.
0:53.8	It is a riff on a Mai Tai with mescal.
0:58.1	So it's an ounce and a half of mescal, an ounce and a half of lime juice and orgiat syrup,
1:03.4	which is almond simple syrup.
1:05.8	You soak a bunch of almonds in simple syrup.
1:08.8	Curacao and then a little bit of vanilla syrup and they say grapefruit
1:12.3	bitters. Is it blue curacao? Is all curacao blue? No, no, dry curacao. Oh, I thought it was all blue.
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