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The Scathing Atheist

391: Wet Ass P-Word Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

In this week’s episode, god gives America the executive overreachearound, we learn that vaginal moisture is anti-Christian persecution, and — speaking of which — Don Ford will be here to moisten some vaginas.

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Headlines:
Trump Adviser Claims the Lord “Created Executive Orders Because of Partisan Bickering”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/09/trump-adviser-the-lord-created-executive-orders-because-of-partisan-bickering/
Jerry Falwell, Jr. is Taking an “Indefinite Leave of Absence” from Liberty U.
Leader of Christian Athletes Group: We Must “Ban Black Lives Matter From Sports”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/29/leader-of-christian-athletes-group-we-must-ban-black-lives-matter-from-sports/
Conservatives Want to “Cancel” Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s Song "WAP": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/09/conservatives-want-to-cancel-cardi-b-and-megan-thee-stallions-song-wap/
Ben Shapiro does a reading of the lyrics to "WAP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEJV4fJRFs
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This Week in Misogyny:
The more anti-abortion the state, the less aid they offer to women and children: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/05/study-most-anti-abortion-states-offer-least-support-for-women-and-families/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, Ben Shapiro ain't heard nothing yet.

0:04.5

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Hymns and by Saltright

0:10.0

brand vaginal desiccant.

0:12.4

Saltright is, you don't want to get all, build-o-wee, right?

0:18.4

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:20.4

Hi, I'm Dancing Sephaca and despite what my doctor recently told me, we did infect all

0:27.6

evolved from filthy, monkey men.

0:30.6

By the way, he's not my doctor anymore.

0:33.1

It's Thursday.

0:55.2

It's August 13th and it's National Publish Your Ebook Month.

1:00.0

Noah?

1:01.0

I'm getting to it.

1:02.0

I'm Noah Luzion.

1:03.0

Um, he left Bosnick.

1:05.0

Um, he's then right.

1:06.5

And from Bruce Springsteen's New Jersey, Cincinnati Swing State, Good Husband Georgia,

1:10.8

this is The Skating Atheist.

1:12.9

Oh, this week's episode, God gives America the executive overreach around.

1:18.0

We learned that vaginal moisture is anti-Christian persecution.

1:22.5

And speaking of which, Don Ford will be here to moisten some vaginas.

1:26.8

But first, the Dietrile.

1:32.0

There's a nifty trick that books on New Age, Mysticism, Paul that religious apologists

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