391: Finding the New Pope (with Crash Dummies)

The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

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Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Crash Dummies’ Mike & Pat join Noel to review the options for the future pope, discuss the ethics of brother fucking, and remember 70’s magic.

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Chapters:
0:00 noel’s shifting hair
4:10 oil changes
8:42 female barbers
12:13 betterhelp
13:41 cousin rizz
17:12 sibling fuckers
21:56 finding the new pope
27:14 pope liam neeson
29:59 finding the new pope
32:30 parties now vs the 70’s
34:59 luigi
36:57 vitaly’s arrest
39:29 finding the new pope
41:59 pope francis aura
43:23 the young pope
45:03 goat movies
46:36 pause
47:25 movie facts
48:02 lying for clout
53:56 woat fictional characters
56:53 bonus time!

Transcript

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0:00.0	on that note everybody listening right now welcome to the cookout uh we have we have pat and we got
0:07.2	boot uh oh yo we got we got pat for my with the crash dummies i see you rocking a new
0:16.1	hairstyle though yeah yeah what's the inspiration behind it? I think when I'm bald,
0:21.2	it looked like a worm.
0:22.6	So I had to just, like, grow it out a little bit.
0:24.6	Also, I had to defeat some bald accusations.
0:27.5	People are like, you're losing your hair.
0:28.7	I'm like, I'm not, I got plenty, bitch.
0:31.5	So you grew it out on them?
0:32.8	Yeah, yeah.
0:33.5	That's fucked up.
0:34.5	Yeah.
0:34.9	That's fucked up. Yeah. That's fucked up to the balding. Usually the people that accuse you of that are balding also, and they just want more people to ball with them.
0:40.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:41.0	You're balding.
0:41.7	You're balding.
0:42.3	Come on.
0:42.7	Yeah.
0:43.1	Well, no, because everybody rips on like Jake Paul because he pushes his hair forward to cover up the hairline.
0:48.8	That's not me.
0:49.8	Yeah, yeah. I feel like that's a perk to being somebody with that style of hair.
0:54.9	You know what I mean?
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