Hey y'all, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Mary Payne here. And I'm excited because we have a whole new set of characters to talk about. We've got 90 days before the 90 days because 90 day fiance before the 90 days.

I like to make the title as long as possible. So those of us in the know just call it BT 90 and it's a whole new set of people. Y'all, it's very exciting. So I have Kyle from 90 day fiance Craig, right another really long name here to talk to me about it today.

I cannot wait to hear here. Kyle's hot takes on some of these people.

Thank you for having me, Mary Payne. And just excuse me for a moment. I need to set some positive intentions for a successful podcast right now.

Okay, let me know when you're done burning them, which to me made no sense. I'm like, set your positive intention and then you burn it. Is that what you do?

I think you're releasing your spiritual energy back out into the universe, right?

I don't know. I don't know. Listen, this hippie, hippie stuff. This is the time when I really need air in here because she will be like, oh, and then you say,

agent, and you do this. I'm like, what the hell? We will. And then you insert the crystal into your anus.

Right. And then you're good to go. And then you let yourself on fire. Yeah. No, you got to get your good acoustic guitar out.

And then go to a random park in Chandler, Arizona. And then the women, they really just come to you. I don't know if you know that about, you know,

Caleb or Caleb, depending on how you want to say. How was she saying his name? She doesn't say Caleb. She says, Caleb or something.

I thought I was Caleb, but I was so incensed with rage most of their scenes already.

I barely pay attention to name pronunciation. I figured you would have a lot to say about old Caleb. All right. So let's start with them. Let's start with them.

Caleb, who's 24 from Chandler, Arizona, and Alina 27 from St. Petersburg, Russia.

He's adventurous. Now, I heard you guys on your podcast. I'll listen to it yesterday. And you were saying that he said he led a hyperactive lifestyle.

That's what he said about himself. Right. But he did not mean hyperactive as in like ADD.

No, he just meant fucking, I think. No, he did not mean that pile. He meant he's very active. He's more active than you are me.

And he wants to know he likes to run. He likes to pentaathlon. Who knows what he does. But we did get a topless running montage.

Well, he also wants you to know that he can get sex anywhere. You know, I like to have a little fun. This guy is kind of worst case scenario for me as a viewer watching this douchebag.

He's going to drive me insane all season. I can't stand guys like this that form their entire identity around pseudo mysticism as a veil to just get chicks.

Trying to get nuts. Well, he's in the right place. He's in Arizona. I don't know how well that's a fly in St. Petersburg. But so he says, you know, he's lived in New Zealand. He's lived in Thailand.

He meditated a lot because he's spiritual. This was all within the first one minute. He wants us to know he's spiritual. He's into magic. He's into tarot cards.

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