390: "THE HOOK" & More URBAN LEGENDS

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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These URBAN LEGENDS are DEFINITELY TRUE! A hippo ate a dwarf, an Australian politician VANISHED, the HMS Friday sank, the Honey Island Swamp Monster exists, and THE HOOK was TOTALLY found in your car door. Homey the Clown saw it all, as he lurked in the shadows! [⁠⁠YouTube Version⁠⁠] [⁠⁠Sources & links⁠⁠] Get this episode AD-FREE on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on ⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. Follow us on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠Bluesky⁠⁠. For more, cruise through our ⁠⁠LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now we got all these lazy elephants.
0:01.7	Yeah, sitting around.
0:03.3	That won't even balance on a beach ball for my enjoyment anymore, eating bonbons.
0:07.8	Yeah.
0:13.1	Hello, welcome to guides the unknown.
0:15.3	I'm Kristen.
0:16.1	And I'm her little brother William.
0:18.1	And this week we are blasting through that Wikipedia page of urban legends,
0:22.8	and we've made it to the H's.
0:24.3	Yeah, we have.
0:25.8	I've got a classic in here.
0:28.0	I have a mini in here.
0:29.8	I have something stupid in here.
0:31.6	Great.
0:32.2	Wonderful.
0:32.6	I think mine suck.
0:33.7	Good.
0:34.7	Can't wait.
0:35.5	One of them, I think, is pretty good, but two out of three are bad.
0:38.7	Listen, what are we supposed to do? Our hands are tied. We do not get to decide what we talk about
0:44.0	on this show. When we talk about urban legends, we are bound by the constraints of what people
0:48.4	have put on the Wikipedia list of urban legends. We're at its mercy. Yes. And this time the role of the dice has brought me what I think are kind of stinkers.
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