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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Dr Steve discusses Novel Coronavirus 2019-nCoV that was first noted in Wuhan, China recently. Also FEALS.COM/FLUID (check it out), and Gilbert Syndrome, which doesn't lead to obsessively collecting hotel shampoo, oddly enough. PLEASE VISIT: feals.com/fluid for 50% off any subscription (cancel anytime!) stuff.doctorsteve.com for all your online shopping needs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:38.7	I need some touch yet.
0:40.2	You ho, ho, ho, he ho.
0:41.4	Yeah, me garreted.
0:48.8	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:51.4	I've got Ebola vibes dripping from my nose.
0:54.2	I've got the leprosy of the heart bow,
0:56.7	exacerbating my incredible woes.
0:58.4	I want to take my brain out,
0:59.8	blasts with the wave,
1:02.4	an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.
1:03.5	I want a magic mill.
1:04.8	All my ailments,
1:07.2	the health equivalent of citizen cane.
1:09.9	And if I don't get it now in the tablet,
1:12.5	I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
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