39 - Yabba Dabba Do It To Em (Boy Scouts)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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This week the Cult documents the wall-to-wall outrage over the Boy Scouts' decision to allow girls to join their ranks. We get mind-boggling takes, including a LOT of people who can't stop focusing on children's genitalia.

Also: Rudy Giuliani's legendary appearance on Hannity last week, and how the Q-Anon community is taking the news.

Transcript

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0:00.0	so small. Check. Check. That's what she said to you about your wave.
0:06.6	I set myself up for that one. Yeah.
0:10.9	Why is my wave so small? Yours is much bigger than mine, dude.
0:15.4	Whoa, is it? No, it's... they're the same. We're all the same, bro. I don't see wavelength.
0:23.1	Can't me neither.
0:24.5	The liberals are destroying California,
0:27.9	and conservative humor gone array.
0:30.9	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistania today.
0:34.9	So stay tuned.
0:35.9	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how
0:38.0	their policies are actually messing it up. It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:44.5	Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what I'll show you exactly what it looks like when
0:50.5	the deserts. All their environmental stuff. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward. I'm Mountain
1:00.5	and we are Minion Death Cult.
1:02.3	The world is ending. The goddamn Boy Scouts of America are responsible.
1:08.3	Making us call them scouts BSA now
1:11.1	bunch of BSA should have yeah should have taken a letter off of that right
1:15.0	short B S make it I mean they're trying to make it easy on on little girls
1:20.5	well make it easy on me and may you know just call it B S call it what it is
1:25.2	all right so uh you're like, what's up?
1:29.5	It's Monday.
1:31.2	But God damn it, Alexander screwed up again.
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