39: Pool Party
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
It's time for a pool party, legitimately. The weather is fine, the sun is radiant and unprotected over the nation of New Zealand. Tim's pool is conspicuously clean and so the boys begin the episode either in, or freshly out of, the pool. Guy, like a little lizard on a rock, pitches a business idea for the gentlemen with little legs and thin calves to help give them a bit more body confidence at the beach. Tim confesses to who is in charge between him and Rufus (his dog) and the results may shock you. Both boys also apply liberal amounts of sunscreen to their thighs and nowhere else. The movie Fast and Furious 4 comes under some delightful scrutiny before the boys try and figure out how in the hell Tokyo Drift is gonna link up with this, helping them realize they've mixed too many paints in the bucket and the whole franchise has gone brown.
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head taking in the views instead of taking on the road maybe even taking a nap. That's the bliss of getting where you need to go |
| 0:16.1 | without worrying about driving. Book your train journey via avantiawestcoast.co. Ovanti West Coast. |
| 0:25.0 | Feel good travel. You're going to be. 9 8. 9, 8, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| 1:00.0 | 1,000, Hello. Welcome along to the summer sessions. It's the worst study of all time. |
| 1:13.8 | We're in the pool, baby! |
| 1:14.8 | Season six. |
| 1:17.6 | We've just watched Fast Four for the fourth and final time. |
| 1:21.2 | I'm gonna keep swimming for a bit. |
| 1:22.4 | I'll be right back. Yeah, that's okay. |
| 1:24.0 | And it feels as though it's cause for celebration. We've spent a bit of time in the... |
| 1:30.0 | I was going to call them the doldrums. I guess you call them the doldrums of the sort of uncertain genre |
| 1:38.1 | territory of Fast Four. We spend a lot of time in the Domena Ican |
| 1:42.2 | Republic in Panama and Los Angeles and in Mexico as Brian |
| 1:49.5 | reintroduces himself to the franchise and you know Dom rages around the place to mourn the loss |
| 1:55.9 | of Lettie but we don't really need to worry about too much of that anymore. |
| 2:04.0 | Is Rufus okay? He's all good. He just keeps dropping his ball in the pool, so I'll go and retrieve it for him. |
| 2:09.0 | Then he gets really angry when I don't. |
| 2:12.0 | What's... I'll go get the ball. Who's in charge? |
| 2:14.3 | Rufus. Yeah. Can be what happens. You know, so what else can I tell you really? |
| 2:25.0 | I took some notes. |
| 2:27.0 | Ugh. Well, you know, it seems silly not to start here, considering it's what we're doing. |
| 2:40.0 | Something I've noticed across all the movies we've seen so far is Dom Torito has a real affinity for the beach and a real proclivity to arrive in long trail and close tow. |
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