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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#39: Get Sequestered

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2013

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

1- Have you been sequestered yet? Not sure? Well don’t ask me
2- US to broker peace in Middle east Of course we cant get along in DC , lets solve the holy war
3- Hate groups up 800% Who says Obama doesn’t promote growth
4- Burn down the ‘burbs
5- Teachers carry guns in South Dakota, Duck
6- Here come the drones Here a drone there a drone everywhere a drone drone
7- Baby cured of aids, finally , some good news
8- Do you hate Anne Hathaway? You should
9- Hate her on twitter, that’s what its there for 
Mar 12, 2013

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden.

0:18.6

Welcome to the latest episode of Who's Paying Attention?

0:22.6

This is episode 39, if you're counting.

0:25.4

And it took me a minute to get to this because I didn't know if anything was going on.

0:30.3

But as always, things are going on.

0:32.0

I was just trying to ignore them.

0:36.1

All right, let's start with the sequester because it's come. We've been sequestered.

0:41.8

None of us know what that means. We're not sure how it affects us or what we've lost unless you're

0:47.2

a government employee, then you know what it means. But I don't know, let's get into it a little.

0:52.6

I mean, it's not, it's not as bad as the Mayans.

0:55.6

The Mayans said we wouldn't even be here, so they were dead wrong, but it's, this is what,

1:01.6

I guess, what would we call it? A slow burn. I have a friend who works for the government,

1:06.3

and oddly or ironically, she works in a government budget office.

1:12.3

And she said they've received notice that they're going to get cut back from five days a week to four days a week.

1:18.6

And so they'll lose a day's pay every week.

1:22.3

They're being sequestered.

1:24.2

Now here's something I ran across.

1:26.5

How to sequester might ruin your summer.

1:28.7

I know.

1:29.1

It almost sounds like I'm prepping to do a Letterman top 10 list.

1:32.9

But here's some of the things that are going on.

1:36.0

Well, first of all, flying.

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