4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2013
⏱️ 31 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
0:18.6 | Welcome to the latest episode of Who's Paying Attention? |
0:22.6 | This is episode 39, if you're counting. |
0:25.4 | And it took me a minute to get to this because I didn't know if anything was going on. |
0:30.3 | But as always, things are going on. |
0:32.0 | I was just trying to ignore them. |
0:36.1 | All right, let's start with the sequester because it's come. We've been sequestered. |
0:41.8 | None of us know what that means. We're not sure how it affects us or what we've lost unless you're |
0:47.2 | a government employee, then you know what it means. But I don't know, let's get into it a little. |
0:52.6 | I mean, it's not, it's not as bad as the Mayans. |
0:55.6 | The Mayans said we wouldn't even be here, so they were dead wrong, but it's, this is what, |
1:01.6 | I guess, what would we call it? A slow burn. I have a friend who works for the government, |
1:06.3 | and oddly or ironically, she works in a government budget office. |
1:12.3 | And she said they've received notice that they're going to get cut back from five days a week to four days a week. |
1:18.6 | And so they'll lose a day's pay every week. |
1:22.3 | They're being sequestered. |
1:24.2 | Now here's something I ran across. |
1:26.5 | How to sequester might ruin your summer. |
1:28.7 | I know. |
1:29.1 | It almost sounds like I'm prepping to do a Letterman top 10 list. |
1:32.9 | But here's some of the things that are going on. |
1:36.0 | Well, first of all, flying. |
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