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The Valleycast

39 - Elliott's Past Catches Up To Him

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Then I heard her say, my late husband, she was giving a monologue, saying things about me like a trilogy,

0:12.0

like I drew the Gee trilogy or like she was talking about

0:14.7

that after I died to someone who didn't know you.

0:18.0

Let them talk to you into taking your bones.

0:20.0

I just... Every bone and muscle and

0:24.5

I always wanted to have my remains shot in the space.

0:35.0

This is totally creepy. It's like the American Horror Story Valley Folk Edition.

0:45.0

It was really beautiful.

0:47.0

It was very scary.

0:48.0

Nice work.

0:49.0

That's from Vellas Machine on the subreddit.

0:52.0

It would be from Vellas Machine on the subreddit would be from Vellas Machine.

0:54.6

It's certainly it's a Vellas Machine.

0:56.5

It's such a Vellas Machine.

0:58.0

That was like the music from like a late 80s, early 90s horror anthology movie be like a creep show oh it's like uh oh it's like uh oh

1:06.6

it's happening Mike Falzone beard hair is in the mic uh...

1:10.3

uh... touching my lip.

1:13.0

That's so gross.

1:15.0

Gross, there's a lot in here.

1:17.0

This is where he sits, isn't it?

1:18.0

Yeah, because he's also...

1:20.0

Mike is a...

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