Welcome to Feathers in My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the

fights, breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV trainbacks. If you think the moms bring the drama

on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hi guys, welcome back to feathers in my hair. I'm not sure how I'm your host, Liz Bentley. Hi guys, welcome back to feathers in my hair.

I'm not sure how I'm going to do this week.

Last week with Princess was just so good and so funny.

Now I'm like, does Princess need to be my co-host?

Anyway, hi, this was one of the worst episodes of Teen Mom, too, I've seen in years.

It was so bad.

I had to rewatch it again before recording this because even though I took notes and I paid

attention, I had no memory of what happened in this entire episode.

Like, obviously, I can follow along with my notes, but I don't even know how to

really describe it. I just didn't commit a single thing to my brain. It was so boring. The only

person who ran an interesting segment was Brianna, and I've been seeing people hate on Brianna,

and they're idiots, because at least she's bringing something to the table.

Yeah, it was just not, it wasn't good.

It wasn't good this week.

You would think Kail's graduation and Janelle picking out wedding dresses would be interesting, but it was not.

It was not at all.

So after I watched it, I was like, okay, well, maybe B and V will be interesting, and I can talk a lot about being V.

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