39: Crazy Love

True Crime Obsessed

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.2 • 34.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

There really aren't words to describe how much both Gillian and Patrick hated this film. H.A.T.E.D. Also, they both agree, this MIGHT be their best episode. These ladies are hilarious when they're furious.

Whatever, Garbage Bert meets Linda. He's disgusting, she's gorgeous. He's also insane, she's basically normal. He's rich, she likes him for his money and they date. But then she finds out that he's married. She finds someone else and he hires two guys to THROW ACID IN HER FACE. She's scarred and blinded. He goes to jail. But after he gets out her GARBAGE FRIENDS decide TO SET THEM UP ON A DATE (Like, I can't) and after five months THEY GET ENGAGED. And then THEY GET MARRIED.

Fine, whatever, they deserve each other.

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0:34.4	Because I don't want to piss you off with that. Is it okay? Yeah, it's looking good.
0:39.9	Oh my god, finally. Anything else, ma'am? Anything else I could do for you today?
0:55.1	Hi, Julian Pennsylvania. Hey, Patrick Hines. No, the people are going to be so mad if we don't
0:58.8	do our song. I want to know if we can hit our harmony. Yeah, okay, great. The reason
1:04.1	it's also that we walk in and do this with no rehearsal. That's why we'll really hit
1:07.6	the harmony that way. Okay, ready? Julian Pennsylvania. Patrick Hines.
1:14.6	I think we knew it this week.
1:20.4	Girl, before we get to the episode, we have like 40 things we have to tell people. One week
1:24.3	off and shit went down. I mean, yikes. So number one to you guys. Number one, the most
1:30.6	exciting thing I think I can like talk about on this podcast. We've decided that for our
1:35.4	Patreon feed, you guys, we're going to do a cereal. So here's our thinking. There's so
1:39.6	many documentaries to do for our regular feed. We want our new podcast too. We didn't want
1:43.1	to wait. So we're going to do it on Patreon. Yeah. We kicked off the series last week on
1:48.0	our Patreon. Many episode. I did an interview with my podcast like Mentor and Good Friend
1:52.4	Rebecca LaVoy of Crime Riders on. Dot, dot, dot, ellipsis, ellipsis.
1:56.2	Exactly. So Rebecca saw in on like the huge breaking news that happened in the I've
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