You ready to break this shit down?

Yeah.

Do you want to blow this shit out?

I just...

Are we gonna, you know what I'd do?

Rip the roof off this motherfucker.

Booge, booge!

But you and I, let's be a buddy cop team today.

And let's...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm fucking young, eager, hot with fucking guns and you're old and about to retire.

Booze, booze!

Let me just say.

Let me just say something.

I'm Mel Gitch.

I came over and you were dressed and cloned from the neck down pants that your friend Ben sent.

And then we go into the closet and you put on your fucking closet clothes, so now you're in shorts with your goddamn possum feet sticking out, right? That are simply weapons. You can cut a tire. You can put your attire with those fucking things. We've been through this before. And you whip that shit out when we get in, that's not... Have some respect for your co-host. Respect. Yeah. Can I tell you why I do it? For exactly what just happened. Now you're working at a level. Now you got something because you need something to be fucking furious about. I bring the joy. You bring the pain. I bring no such thing. I bring fucking joy, dude. You bring simplicity. I bring the joy that is fucking being alive.

You're essentially... You bring the pain. Bring no such thing. I bring fucking joy, dude. You bring simplicity.

I bring the joy that is fucking being alive.

You're essentially no different. What about that sad cast we did two weeks ago? That fucking thing. Gives a shit. No, that was the fucking, that was some weak, that was. You know, you know what this podcast has turned into? What? it would be like if two hobos got picked up in a dumpster

thrown in the back of a garbage truck

and taken out to the dump

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