Bonus episode with Sean Conroy, Brian Husky, and John Gemberling.

Welcome to improv for humans with Matt Besser bonus episode, not one, but two bonus scenes I couldn't throw them on the floor, folks. Enjoy!

You're one word suggestion from Twitter.

D. Gosley says nails, Brian Page says grizzly, recreational lobotomy, says lobotomy. Come on people, stop pushing your own agenda.

Your own brand, lobotomy, grizzly, nails.

Well, nails makes me think of the fact that when I was in seventh grade, and I'm assuming they don't do this anymore because it's such a, or it seemed to me at the time to be such a waste.

But there were four quarters in the year, and each quarter you had to take a different, weird course. Like I had to take woodshop one quarter, I had to take metal shop another quarter, home economics another quarter, and art one quarter.

So I can, in woodshop, I had to build something, I built a cutting board. It's basically just a board that you have cut.

That's terrible. We had to build a lamp.

In electric shop, or what was the...

No, the woodshop is man of wood.

Oh really?

Well, but I, in my home economics class, or I guess it wasn't home, home economics was like about cooking and stuff, but I think for one quarter I took a sewing class.

I did too.

And that was all I had to do for the whole term was like so, and again it was about sewing a project, and I couldn't do it.

Like the first thing I'd do when you came in was you had to thread the sewing machine, and it was this incredibly complicated thing where you had to put the thread over this thing and under this thing, and I just, I couldn't do it.

I couldn't follow the teacher when she said, look, this is all you have to do, and she had no patience for somebody who was too stupid to thread the sewing machine.

So the end, and it was the last quarter of the year, so the last day of school came, and I had not finished my project, which by the way, again, cutting board and woodshop, which is a square of cloth.

No, no, it was a vest, like no sleeves, no, you know, but you still had to sew up like the armholes.

The front part to the back part.

Exactly.

And I was like, oh, this is going to be awesome. I'm going to wear a suede vest around, but couldn't finish it.

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