These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Today's episode will be narrated by Persephone Rose.

You may have heard Persephone's fantastic narration on our podcast many times,

and I think you'll agree he's a brilliant talent.

Now, if you'd like to hear more of his Dalsit tones,

and you can check out his brand new podcast, Emperor Pigs.

Emperor Pigs, how can I describe Emperor Pigs?

Well, luckily, I don't have to because we have a trailer. Carl, if you please?

All right, have a seat, class, and let Fernard educate you.

From executive producer Persephone Rose.

We've all got something we're dealing with here and sometimes things get rough.

In a city populated by monsters and demons.

I want six pizzas topped with your freshest sacrificed goat. Comes the story of a pizzeria that also sells weed

Hey g man, you got any new bud flavors? One crew must face unprecedented challenges.

Let me talk to your manager. Anything with me, taught it. You are definitely overcharging me.

Of all the terrible customer service atrocities!

We just have to push through and try our best.

Let the transference of spirits begin.

As the dough rises...

Just what kind of business are you running around here, huh?

And an empire falls.

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