39: #039 The Free Movie Ideas Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Amongst some genius free movie script ideas, you'll find extinct Gibbons in China, new Northern Lights that aren't in the north and a bird-rubbish-collection-treat-racket. In Cryptid news - A big man-dog & a little girl shoots Nessie. Also two BRAND-NEW SEGMENTS! (as well as one old long forgotten segment... for good reason) and Buttons is lacking pants, but makes up for it with an additional chin. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor Hello!
0:49.2	I try to say hello in a way that will surprise, excite and shock the listeners.
0:57.2	But you shocked yourself.
0:58.9	I do.
0:59.3	I normally do.
1:00.0	I scare very easily despite my military training.
1:04.3	And often I scare myself.
1:06.5	That's one of the reasons they kick me out in the end.
1:10.9	Yeah. I used to, I mean, it seems silly, and I know it seems almost Winnie the Poish,
1:16.5	but when he was frightened of his own shadow, I think it was one in one of the books.
1:20.9	Yeah.
1:21.7	That was me.
1:23.0	So I'd be coming a, because you're so, you're so sort of, you know, panicky as it is.
1:28.1	So you've got your army gear on.
1:29.5	You're walking through the forest.
1:31.3	You know, you've got your gun at the ready.
1:33.2	Any moment now, something could jump out, an enemy, obviously.
1:37.9	And so you're looking around, you're scanning, and you just, and I, and I've always had great priffs, you know, my priferal vision is one of the
1:45.5	reasons they, they wanted me in the army in the first place.
1:49.3	They said, how are you, priffs?
1:50.3	I said, well, who said, who said that?
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