38J - The Gang
Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast
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4.5 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
The guys enjoy a Scottish sweet treat courtesy of listener Mac. Then, Jimmy reveals what made Conan O'Brien laugh "the hardest he's ever laughed."
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| 1:23.2 | Now, we all deal, not at all, a lot of us don't like the way they look or feel. Hymns is there to help. Hymns, a better way to get that medicine. Hey, everybody, Jimmy Pardo here. I'm talking to you right now. I'm my usual, my first language, which is English, but I'm learning, comeo tell you, look at that, right? It's already paying off. La Creole a grand. That means the pen is big. |
| 1:46.0 | Or pencil, writing utensil. Babel is the one teaching me how to do this. And they're very proud of me. |
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| 2:03.6 | by learning a new language. |
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| 2:53.4 | Please don't take this personnel. |
| 2:56.2 | Would you politely go to hell? |
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