Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show I have injured the side of my mouth by biting it and if you've ever done that when you bite the side of your mouth it inflames and it swells and you keep biting it and that is the

Middle East. That's all it'll ever be. That is it. You don't have to read any books on it. You don't have to take any courses.

You don't have to listen to your friend's wife who saw a documentary.

It is biting the side of your cheek. I get very excited sometimes when I eat I do not take my time

My grandmother used to say you don't know your body has eaten

That's why you keep eating you your mind

It doesn't know that your body is full

So when you bite the side of your mouth it inflames and it's there, and you keep biting it, and then sometimes

you'll get a chunk of it in your mouth and release.

You'll go, that was close, because it could have been bad. That's the entire Middle East. That's it. There's nothing else to do.

You can read, you can learn words like Bedwin or whatever. It doesn't matter. That's essentially what's happening. We are in World War III. I am on war footing. I am ready to go. Are I punched an Iranian woman today in the face in Starbucks

the cops later told me she was Greek but she called me a fat shit and I was like this is what war looks like on the home turf

You call me a fat shit. I'm gonna rock you and I rocked her now. I have a court date

Which I'll have to, no, of course that is kidding. I'm against violence against women, kind of. But what I what I think is important I just got back from a trip abroad. I was

abroad and with the great Sam Talent nobody better to travel with we did it all I'm not going to name where we were but we were everywhere and I talked to everybody about everything I have all of the opinions from the European continent for you.

And I have condensed them to one sentence because everybody has a lot of things to say, but we don't have the time. We're not living in a time.

So I've condensed them. I've truncated all of the different opinions from Scandinavia, from the south of France, from Glasgow, Scotland, the rainy Glasgow, from London, I've condensed all the opinions

from Finland on the border of Russia.

I've condensed the opinions to one sentence.

Actually, four words.

What I have learned after... And why are you nervous?

Everyone get the producer gets nervous now.

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