3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Keith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you are, welcome and they're going to think we're a sick and Keith and never
0:03.9	Joe.
0:04.6	Welcome to Keith and the girl.
0:06.0	I'm Keith Malley.
0:07.2	And I'm Carrie Gravenson.
0:08.3	Carrie Gravenson, an angel.
0:10.2	Pick me up from the colonoscopy appointment after all.
0:15.5	Could not miss it.
0:16.8	I knew after I did this prep that I'll get into excruciating detail with the audience.
0:23.0	I was like just I thought I'd be able to, I don't want to ask somebody to pick me up,
0:27.5	somebody to wait for me, take it out of a workday, but God, no pun. God forbid they don't do it
0:35.2	because I don't have somebody there with me. After I realized how bad the prep was, I can't take that risk.
0:41.2	So I said, Carrie, just in case, do you happen to be around?
0:44.4	And she's like, be around.
0:45.4	I'm all for it.
0:46.7	I took time out of my day as a day trader.
0:49.9	Oh, okay.
0:50.9	I'm a day trader on Wall Street.
0:53.0	And I was like, buy, sell, buy, sell.
0:55.5	I got to go pick up Keith.
0:58.6	So I lost millions.
1:00.2	But Kerry and Liz ended up talking to each other.
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