Radio Manu, Papa Tzango.

Hi, Policeman.

Folks, I am an idiot,

I just recorded this entire intro,

but it wasn't recording, and I didn't notice,

because as I said, I'm an idiot.

And then I sneezed about 15 times in a row.

So I am going to try to make this quick and dirty,

A, because I've already done the whole thing,

and I hate repeating myself,

and B, because I'm likely to keep sneezing,

which is not good for you,

not good for your speakers.

And I don't know, I think I'm allergic to Colorado maybe.

I'm in Gunnison, sitting in the van in a parking lot.

As soon as I finish this, I'm going to go into a bike shop slash cafe

that purportedly has good Wi-Fi, and try to upload this.

I really would rather wait a couple days,

but I'm running behind, and I want to try to stick to my podcast,

and I don't do push ups, I don't do sit-ups,

I don't drink enough water,

I don't get to bed at the same time every night,

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