388: Eddie Pepitone
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
4.8 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
You can find links to Eddie's new special, For the Masses, on his site. You can also check out his podcast, PepTalks.
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings, sweet friends. It is ID True Cell and you are listening to the Dugga Trussell |
| 0:04.3 | Family Hour Podcast, this powerful voice that you're hearing, this deep masculine voice |
| 0:10.3 | that many people have compared to the clenching buttocks of Patrick Swazie and Dirty Dancing |
| 0:16.2 | is at this very moment spinning down your ear canals into the pulsating canyons of your |
| 0:21.7 | beautiful brain where I hope it will flow like some kind of mystical river into the ocean |
| 0:27.3 | of your mind and hopefully give room for new fish and aquatic mammals to swim around |
| 0:33.9 | in your subconscious producing some kind of cool dream where you've got wings and thousands |
| 0:39.6 | of dicks and vaginas and a million boobs that are all being simultaneously suckled by every |
| 0:46.0 | person living on planet earth. We're in strange times, it's true. I have been going through |
| 0:53.6 | different moments of pretty profound catastrophic despair mixed in with joy and then mixed in with |
| 1:02.3 | guilt for feeling any kind of joy and then mixed in with a kind of numb confusion. This is usually |
| 1:08.4 | followed by eating too much pasta, gaining some weight and staring at my unmanned peloton which |
| 1:15.7 | we ordered early on in the pandemic imagining that once that thing came I would be galloping |
| 1:22.7 | through peloton land, my pandemic fat melting away and being transformed into hard, powerful, |
| 1:30.2 | beautiful muscles. So far I've climbed on that peloton exactly one time I've ridden for 20 minutes |
| 1:37.4 | it felt good but every day that passes that I don't ride on that embarrassing exercise bike is |
| 1:45.3 | a mark of shame you know it's just they sit there they mock you they mock you like some like |
| 1:50.8 | the albatross so many of us where our embarrassing pelotons like an albatross we carry them around our |
| 1:58.4 | necks and think to ourselves my god not only are we pigs but we've chosen the vehicle of pigs |
| 2:04.5 | and we're not even riding it it just sits there like a shrine to our laziness but I'm telling you |
| 2:09.8 | this I'm going to be climbing on the peloton very soon within the next few weeks I will climb on |
| 2:16.6 | that thing and it will happen I will ride the peloton like some kind of powerful very expensive |
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